I GOT A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY LEG?! MUST BE BECAUSE MY RELATIVES ARE OVER FROM SHANGHAI. D: lol but no in all seriousness this is probably the first time i’ve ever gotten a mosquito bite in the bay…
I smell like onions. Who knew cutting vegetables would be so freaking exhausting.
we can’t all be leaders - what’s wrong with being a follower?
@aweitolovelife said: this is disgustingly cute
i tried amy, i really did. do you feel the gag reflex
usa sweeps men’s slope style!!!
finally, americans getting our shit together… it’s been really disappointing up until today :(