I smell like onions. Who knew cutting vegetables would be so freaking exhausting.
we can’t all be leaders - what’s wrong with being a follower?
@aweitolovelife said: this is disgustingly cute
i tried amy, i really did. do you feel the gag reflex
usa sweeps men’s slope style!!!
finally, americans getting our shit together… it’s been really disappointing up until today :(
did you see the broken light on the driveway? I think it was me
It is [completely] broken. Good job!
red velvet ice cream + strawberry cheesecake ice cream + pistachio ice cream + honey bunches of oats